Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
if they want to make the next captain america movie extra devastating i recommend they hire the creator of imaginebucky and their readership
i am watching iron man and i have to say i would be really uncomfortable if my computer talked to me
like what would it even say
"yes ma’am i am now bringing up a list of all of the new captain america fan fictions that were posted online while you were away what keywords would you like me to search for"
i imagine there’s a supervillian club that meets once a month at a chain pizza restaurant and hannibal’s the treasurer and he whines about how badly dressed everyone is and how they would rather have pizza than his fancy french people food and alexander pierce brags about his super hot assassin he keeps frozen in his basement and petyr baelish keeps trying to get them to let him join but they keep recommending he join the henchmen’s league instead
a modern au where sansa and abigail meet in something i’ve thought about before tbh
like sansa comes to america to live with petyr and lysa and her parents die and half her family goes missing (i haven’t figured out how that happens yet but)
and petyr and hannibal know each other because theyre both huge douchebags who probably met eachother in a douchebag club and sansa and abigail meet and make plans to help each other escape their creepy pseudo father figures and then go on the run thelma and ouise style but they don’t die
Sansa Stark smoothed her skirt and sat up in her chair. Across from her Doctor Lecter looked at her with an inappropriate intensity. She refused to look away. He blinked first.
He cleared his throat. “How do you feel about your aunt and uncle? I know they took you in after your parents were killed.”
"It’s generous of them," Sansa said. "Especially considering my aunt already had a child."
"But you’re not a child, Sansa," he said. "Do you consider yourself a burden?"
"I have no where else to go," she replied. "I have nothing of my own."
"That’s not an answer to my question."
Before Sansa could reply the door bell rang. “Excuse me,” he said.
The doctor didn’t say wait here so she walked around the house until she found the kitchen and poured herself a glass of water. She could hear Doctor Lecter talking to another man in low tones in another room. Lecter made her nervous. He was one of Uncle Petyr’s friends and all of Unle Petyr’s friends made her nervous. She didn’t know why. They were all respectable sorts with good family names. The type of people she grew up back in England. Petyr even told her Doctor Lecter was descended from nobility just like she was. But like her uncle, Doctor Lecter’s eyes didn’t smile when his mouth did.
When she finished her water she placed the glass neatly next to the sink and started walking back to the office. In the hallway a door she had not noticed before was slightly ajar. She gave it a small push and gasped at what she saw.
A young woman about her age was crouched on a stair case. She raised up one hand and placed a finger on her lips and smiled. Her other hand held a knife. The woman stood up slowly and whispered, “you should go back to the office.” Sansa nodded and retreated.
She didn’t get up from her seat until the screaming was over.
"If you give me a few minutes before you call the cops I’ll owe you one," the woman said. She had cut the doctor’s and he was gasping on the air like a fish. "If you apply pressure to the wound he might not die. Do that for a while and then call an ambulance."
Sansa knelt on the floor and did as she was told. “What’s your name?” she asked.
"Abigail Hobbs," she replied. "What’s yours? I’m serious about owing you one."
"I owe you one, Sansa Stark."
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i watched an entire season and a half of ouat i don’t know why it took me so long to notice how hot seb stan is
there’s a possibility that the bad writing distracted me from his good looks but
#this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash Hobo gaze
well the opening to iron man is the most american thing i have ever seen
i am gonna watch iron man because i need the sense of completion wish me luck
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
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is iron man good because the iron man movies are the only current mcu movies i haven’t seen yet besides x men bc i’m not a huge fan of rdj or gwen p but i want to watch them if only for the sake of a sense of completion